Freaky Old Men

Ok, a little background. My minor is in criminal justice and one of the courses I took was on Sex Crimes (deviances, norms, fettishes, etc. and the crimes that involve them.)

I finally met one of them today. A man with a fettish for pregnant women. Ick! Here's how it happened:
I was in Publix (like Bel Air for you Californians) going down an aisle. There was an old man in a scooter/shopping cart thingy coming the opposite way down my aisle. As we passed, he stops and puts his hand on mine (I'm pushing the cart). He says, "Bless your heart, when are you due?" Ok, weird, but this crap happens all the time to me. I just deal with it.

Then he goes on "Boy/Girl? First/Second?" I answer his questions, then he says he has 6 kids himself. Then he mentions that he had them with 3 different wives and now that he's 70 years old, a "woman standing before him was like waving a red flag in front of a bull". I kid you not.

I immediately looked for an escape. I tell him something like "have a great day" and then (here's the freaky part)...he reaches his arms forward and asks for a hug. I just looked at him. He said "you hug, don't you?" I freaked. I blurted out something like "no, I don't" and "have a nice day". Then he gets insistent that I give him a hug..."aw, come ON...give me a hug!"

I bolted and stayed about 3 aisles ahead of them the rest of the trip.

I have no idea what he would have done if I had hugged him. Maybe he would have minded his manners and kept his perverted thoughts to himself. Maybe he would have started groping. I don't know. Maybe he was just an old man...with his wife 20 feet away mind you! But every instinct was telling me to get the hell away from him.