FOR SALE...NO TRADES PLEASE:

Make: BOY

Model: ANDREW

Year Made: 2002

Year Delivery Taken: 2003

Miles: LOTS...too many to count

Features:

Oftentimes Lovable and Cuddly

Mouth that goes from 0-60 in .28 seconds

Utterly Honest

Protective (Read: Possessive)

Well-behaved in front of others

Fuel Efficient (Read: Picky Eater)

Reliable Digestive System

Price: NEGOTIABLE**. Donations to a good cause will be considered as well.

Disclaimer: If boys who pick up suitcases and bash them over their sister's head is a problem, then please don't read this disclaimer. This: Boy, Andrew does NOT come with the optional accessories of Thomas the Train Engines nor Tracks, nor videos, nor Comcast On-Demand, nor suitcase. Such accessories were once the crowning jewel of this model, but have since found refuge in my closet for at least a 7 day waiting and cool off period. Please note, bottom of this model may be red at time of transaction, but that should diminish in the next few days.

**The seller cannot be held liable for any assumptions, ignorances, or inabilities to read by the buyer. Once transaction is completed, there is NO COOLING OFF PERIOD FOR YOU...just a fabulous one for me!